Background Chant for a Rap Song

The niggaz, they love to be pissin' on bitches
The bitches, they love to be pissed on by niggaz
The niggaz, they love to be pissin' on bitches
The bitches, they love to be pissed on by niggaz
The niggaz, they love to be pissin' on bitches
The bitches, they love to be pissed on by niggaz
Repeat...

POEM: After School Fun

When I get home from school at four
I throw my books upon the floor
Run upstairs and lock my door
Take the lotion from my drawer
Then pull my pud until it's sore

POEM: On Being Mentally Challenged

I'm tetarted
'Es I am
I'm tetarted
'Es ma'am
I'm tetarted farted...
(Pauses contemplatively)
...'Es ma'am!

SONG: Kitty's Making Hairballs (That Kittle Dee Dee)

Kitty's making hairballs
That kittle dee dee
Licking his long fur coat
Making it so shiny
Sitting on my bed now
Just kitty and me
Kitty just got up now
He wants to run free
He's running to his litter box
To make poo poo pee pee
He's gonna take a drink now
It's oh so icky
That icky sticky kitty
Cat and kittle dee dee
He jumped back on my bed now
A mowing at me
He's looking right at me
"Oh won't you pet me?"
He lays down on my bed
And I stroke him to sleep
I guess I'll just be quiet now
And not make a peep